Red Cross Crouch Boss

Healthy? Check. 17? Check. 110 pounds? The obvious prototype for such a list is a young, fohawked croucher in Etnies. Perhaps a crouch was the only way to fit his hair. Or maybe if the list was a little longer they could have fit someone standing

Scooter Duder.

This Mad Max henchman-looking fellow gets down to show off his Powder blue scooter. Let's hope that look of pride will last longer than his character's screen time in "Beyond Thunderdome."

Disney Dog, Photo Hog

This unsuspecting family asked for a picture with pluto. What they got was a spot on our site thanks to this mascot knowing what's up.

Going International Chapter 5: Germany Part II - Crouchtober Fest

Ok, not really taken in Germany, but the Lederhosen make it legit. Here at crouchpics, Art is really starting to live up to his name

Going International Chapter 5: Germany. Part I - Berlin Merlin

This is Arthur. This crouch comes straight from Berlin on the site where the Berlin Wall once stood. We all know there will be no standing on this website. To truly honor the fall of the wall, Art pays homage by getting down by the rubble.

Crouching Mannequin

A very keen fan could not let himself leave the mall without snapping this gem. The other mannequins don't even have knee joints. It's like she's taunting them.

The Blue Collar Bond

Camping, PBR, minimal shirt restriction, denim, bandana, tats, and a brotherly hand clasp. Yes, that is a list of requirements for being a complete bad ass. It also happens to be the description of this American-as-hell submission. If you don't hear an Allman Brothers-style, intertwining guitar solo when you look at this, look harder. This low-to-the ground, brotherly bond is so powerful, if Osama Bin Laden saw it he would piss his robe and die.

Train Track Khaki Man

This Music composer donned his finest vacation-dad shirt/slacks combo for his picture in the newspaper. He hasn't had new eyeglasses since 1988 and he sure as hell isn't afraid of trains.

Car-ouch

So, crouching near mediocre cars is becoming a theme here at Crouchpics. This track jacketed dude makes room in the photo for his impressive gray Mercury Grand Marquis

The Caribbean Bachelor

Is this guy in the Baha Men? If so, We finally know who let the dogs out. The real question becomes "who let the man crouch?"

Tabletop Menace

The only thing nastier than this now dirtied table, is this croucher's menacing expression.

Happy Birthday Merica

There is nothing more American than Alfred's sophomore Crouch Effort. Cars and Budweiser are American enough by themselves. Combine them and add a shirtless croucher and you get this year's Independence Day Crouch. Happy Birthday America.

King of the Playground

This one's been roaming around the internet, but there is no question its home is with Crouchpics. It's no secret how this youngster achieved his current physical stature: Ice Cream and Nintendo. He makes sure we know that as he impressively supports his chubby frame in a pose that crowns him the king of the playground.