Rooftop Straight-Brimmers.

These fellas felt like they had to make up for the lack of curve in their hat brims. As a result, they bent nearly every joint in their body to get that perfect snapshot for their band's myspace page.

Sax Appeal

This gentleman is proud of his collection of woodwinds and he wants you to know it. He decided to boast his conglomeration by getting lower than an A-note on his baritone sax

Proud Fishermen 2 of 2

A Swisher Sweet

A Fisher's treat

 So get those Bo's close to your feet.

Descend your ass 

Close to the grass 

And proudly hoist that monster bass

Proud Fishermen 1 of 2.

This photo exudes pride and manliness. This successful fisherman can't help but smirk as he proudly displays his future supper which, moments ago, was caught using only bare hands and astute precision. His legs and watch stayed dry but his appetite will be whet with a heavily seasoned salmon and a tall glass of home-brewed mead.

Crouchin' With Grandma

Nothing caps off a family reunion by the lake like a sassy, chin-harnessing pose directly in front of Nana.

Snuggie Porridge

Crouch of the Month Recipient

A proven champion and ambassador of the crouch is back for more. The adornment of the bright blue snuggie suggests the symbol of a crouch wizard or perhaps druid, dwelling in the woodlands, carving trees into pants shapes, dedicating his every waking moment to the crouch movement, and casting spells on all the nay-sayers along the way. Or perhaps what we have here is simply a very comfy croucher... enjoying a steamy bowl of porridge under the warm afternoon sun. You decide.

Rebel With Too Much of a Cause

Great submission. And by that I mean both the submission of the photo and the submission of this greaser to these hot mamas. I don't know who this guy was but he knew how to attract the high trousered, leather booted dames. With that glaring confidence and from that pounce-ready position, this nonconformist is ready to rumble with all of the Sharks and Jets simultaneously.  This rebel has one massive cause: to break in those Levi 501's.

Going International Chapter 2: The Turkey Squat.

A submission from a fan graspin' the knee in front of an historic Ottoman building in Konya, Turkey. With form like this, the crouch will sweep through the Turkish nation faster than Alexander the Great circa 333 B.C. (Before Crouch).

Liberty Lunge

Twas' a gift from France so hike up those pants... and lunge away. Can't get much more American than this. Lady Liberty and the crouch: 2 Complimentary symbols of freedom. While one proudly stretches to the heavens with fire in the torch, the latter confidently humbles itself to the land with fire in the hamstrings. Who's going to mess with this? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Yeah right. Why don't you Ahma-get-a-job.

The Lost Businessman

One moment this business consultant is flying to a corporate conference on how to create synergy in the workplace, the next, his plane is down and he finds himself the lone survivor in the midst of an unknown landscape. At this point, we join our hero as he finally stumbles across a flowing source of water. Tired and relieved, he removes his Viotech company windbreaker and pauses for a brief moment to plan his next move.