Saturday, May 26, 2012

Memorial Day Classic

Sometimes at Crouchpics, we must take a day to remember our origins. Today is one of those days. We give you, The Classic.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Double-Ferrell SquatFun

King William dons some bedazzled garb and really nails all the crouch components in this one. Solid head tilt, chin-frame, right angled elbow leading into a wristwatch-festooned thigh rest, and of course a glare that boasts the poise and sheer authority of a million Swedish Zeuses. That son of his can rest easy each night, knowing all oncoming threats must first go through this Power Papa. We warmly welcome America's favorite comedy king into Crouchpics' throne room of bended-knee royalty.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Silver and Gold

Here's another gem from television's Parks and Recreation. Ron Swanson's icy smooth alter ego, Duke Silver, gets low and cradles his sax as if it were a middle-aged housewife's aching soul. If his passion-drenched stare doesn't get you to leave your husband, his poignant horn-blowing surely will.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Rudd-Hound Gang

This is Paul Rudd on this week's episode of Parks and Recreation. His character's campaign ad featured this gem of a moment incorporating a persian greyhound and a puffy vest.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Pose Before Hose.

This is Rip Esselstyn. Yes his name is Rip. He is the author of the Engine 2 Diet. The only things lower than his cholesterol is this deep pose and the number of cats he hasn't saved.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Greco Ro-MEN

This is what Crouchpics is all about: trophies, pride, and technological college wrestlers turned scientists.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Felon-Knee

Rotting away in the big house? Try squatting away. This felon isn't going to let one lousy murder cramp his style. He may have allowed his conscience and greasy, horse hair to be soiled, but his sneakers are still white as the impervious wall that keeps him from posing like this in civilized public. You better bet this felon will be watching his back in the yard though. Style like that will get you shanked.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Men Who Crouch With Goats: Part II

Another trip, another goat crouch.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Men Who Crouch With Goats: Part 1

Friend of Crouchpics, Johnny Crouchione (@johnmars) likes to represent Crouchpics during Bicycle Treks. This was captured during the 2010 Zoo De Mack. Goats have become the hands down favorite creature to crouch with.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Waldo's Wave Runner

It's like Thoreau always said, "it's near impossible to maintain anonymity when you're so darn proud of your sweet-ass sea-doo."

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Return of the Sjo Sisters.

Summer is just around the corner. And nothing says summer quite like a quintet of sandaled sisters crouching in front of a cornfield. This tight-knit family is cementing its place among the crouchpics elite and building a pretty strong crouchfolio. (See their first, award-winning crouch)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

CoCo gets LoLo

Our favorite lanky, late night legend folds his 12 foot chicken legs to create a resting place for his freckled elbows. Maybe certain hefty-jawed numbskulls could learn from The Mighty Conan being so "down to earth."

Friday, December 17, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Going International Chapter 6: Jerusalem Track Suit Family

This spunky, blonde family of tourists sport their matching track suits during their visit to the Holy Land.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Crouchers of the Deep

Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean, miles beneath the sunlit surface, dwells this rarely seen breed of croucher creatures. Once thought to be merely mythic hearsay of cryptozoologists, this recent photograph snapped from a research submarine proves their existance. This particularly bizarre breed comes equipped with unexplainable sunglasses as they could not be further from the sun as indicated by both their literal geographic, ocean-floor location in addition to their pasty, unhealthily pale epidermis.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Colony Crouch

That's Donovan in the middle. He is one of our own. The two fellas on either side of him are Reno and George from Discovery Channel's "The Colony." Unlike some of the bastard, post- apocalyptic raiders they've recently experienced, the crouching community proudly embraces these reality t.v. heroes.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Sarah Jessica Croucher

Two things we don't get a lot of on Crouchpics: Women and celebrities. Today we get both. This star of Failure to Launch and Hocus Pocus cancels out the purpose of her high heels on the cover of glamour. Or perhaps she is just getting down low enough to ask her tiny husband about skipping school and all the unaccounted for miles on her Ferrari.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Metallicrouch

Metal-head Repunzel here poses in front of what looks to be a semi-professional photographer's back drop at a K-Mart. Is that a lip ring AND a soul patch or did he just spill some Jaiger?

Friday, September 3, 2010

Counter Mounter

This entry combines two trending themes that have emerged at Crouchpics: A suit, and perching on top of a counter or table. This is a highly recommended and proven way to get the bar tender's attention.