Wednesday, May 23, 2012
King William dons some bedazzled garb and really nails all the crouch components in this one. Solid head tilt, chin-frame, right angled elbow leading into a wristwatch-festooned thigh rest, and of course a glare that boasts the poise and sheer authority of a million Swedish Zeuses. That son of his can rest easy each night, knowing all oncoming threats must first go through this Power Papa. We warmly welcome America's favorite comedy king into Crouchpics' throne room of bended-knee royalty.
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Here's another gem from television's Parks and Recreation. Ron Swanson's icy smooth alter ego, Duke Silver, gets low and cradles his sax as if it were a middle-aged housewife's aching soul. If his passion-drenched stare doesn't get you to leave your husband, his poignant horn-blowing surely will.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Rotting away in the big house? Try squatting away. This felon isn't going to let one lousy murder cramp his style. He may have allowed his conscience and greasy, horse hair to be soiled, but his sneakers are still white as the impervious wall that keeps him from posing like this in civilized public. You better bet this felon will be watching his back in the yard though. Style like that will get you shanked.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Summer is just around the corner. And nothing says summer quite like a quintet of sandaled sisters crouching in front of a cornfield. This tight-knit family is cementing its place among the crouchpics elite and building a pretty strong crouchfolio. (See their first, award-winning crouch)
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
This spunky, blonde family of tourists sport their matching track suits during their visit to the Holy Land.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean, miles beneath the sunlit surface, dwells this rarely seen breed of croucher creatures. Once thought to be merely mythic hearsay of cryptozoologists, this recent photograph snapped from a research submarine proves their existance. This particularly bizarre breed comes equipped with unexplainable sunglasses as they could not be further from the sun as indicated by both their literal geographic, ocean-floor location in addition to their pasty, unhealthily pale epidermis.
Friday, October 1, 2010
That's Donovan in the middle. He is one of our own. The two fellas on either side of him are Reno and George from Discovery Channel's "The Colony." Unlike some of the bastard, post- apocalyptic raiders they've recently experienced, the crouching community proudly embraces these reality t.v. heroes.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Two things we don't get a lot of on Crouchpics: Women and celebrities. Today we get both. This star of Failure to Launch and Hocus Pocus cancels out the purpose of her high heels on the cover of glamour. Or perhaps she is just getting down low enough to ask her tiny husband about skipping school and all the unaccounted for miles on her Ferrari.